Shepley Hansen
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The first thing you see is his back*
It’s Shepley, at work at his Mac
At home in his house
With his left-handed mouse
There’s nothing that Shepley could lack
When Shepley’s at work, there’s no chatter,
No gossip, no banter, no patter
For there to be seen
On Shepley’s great screen
Is consciousness turning to matter
And a glorified matter it be
It’s downright celestial to see
Refined in its form
Dignified, warm —
It’s glimpse after glimpse of GC
At one time his trade’s only tools
Were paper and pencil and rules
He’d sketch a design
And send it downline —
Ah, the days of slant tables and stools
But now he has gone supersonic
That is to say, electronic:
With his system turned on
And his mouse as baton
He’s conducting his own philharmonic
A Mac master, as all will agree
His system is something to see
Well-stocked with cache,
It can scan, fax, and flash —
It can probably race the Grand Prix
He sits, almost absent of motion
Like the silent expanse of the ocean
He taps a few keys
Clicks the mouse — and one sees
The action that’s born of devotion
The result of this silence in action
Creates such profound satisfaction
Beauty and order
In the most ornate border —
His work has magnetic attraction
He takes whatever we write
And lifts it to such a great height
We fuss and we edit
But cannot take credit
For that final effect of delight
There once was a time, way back when
His name was Stephen back then
Can you believe
That he was called Steve?
It’s simply outside of our ken
One day a special friend came
And took a good look at that frame
With heart open wide
She looked deep inside
And from his form cognized his name
“Your true name is Shepley,” said she.
And suddenly Shepley was free
Freedom to grow
To the man we now know —
Free to be all he would be
There’s more to his life than design —
There’s sleep — and he likes it by 9:00
With his share of all-nighters
And dawn’s-early-lighters
Early to bed suits him fine
Dawn breaks, and what can he say?
His work is the same as his play
He powers up Quark**
And turns on the torque —
And it looks like another fine day
The service that Shepley performs!
Flyers, brochures by the swarms
Shepley’s the maker
Of print by the acre —
Banners for stages
Book covers and pages
Letterhead, tickets
Displays by the thickets
Response cards and ads
Newsletters — gads! —
And the world‘s most beautiful forms
We sit and admire for hours —
Where does his work get its powers?
He’s the world’s crown prince
Of background floral tints —
He always presents knowledge with flowers
And whenever we see a new Source
The first thing we look for, of course
Is his Jeremy strip —
Hipper than hip —
Mr. Natural aligned with the Force***
With the smile ever turning his lips
The laughter that follows his quips
He’s nattily dressed
With a baseball cap crest —
The man is a trip among trips
Surpassing himself year by year
He’s made something perfectly clear
His ocean inside
Is opening wide —
What marvels are on their way here?
We’ll give him awards as we find them,
After high people have signed them
The one trouble is,
They’re already his —
Shepley’s the one who designed them
Shepley’s so finely aligned
With the knowledge he’s superbly designed
He truly does justice
To what Maharishi entrusts us —
He’s enlightened in heart and in mind
Some people leap, others step
Some folks are hip, others hep
But the world that we find
Has been so designed
That there’s one, and there’s only one, Shep
July 17, 1992
* For many years Shepley lived and worked in a “pod” apartment – pods being the many small dorms we had till we tore them down in the early 2000s. He sat at his desk facing away from the door to his office, so that you’d be greeted by his back when you walked in.
** Quark Express was the page layout platform of choice at the time.
*** The Source is a monthly newspaper published in Fairfield and circulated around the region. For a number of years Shepley published a cartoon strip in The Source called Jeremy.