Margaret
May I suggest that the best use of time
Is to rest from our quest and enjoy a short rhyme
The meter’s amphibrachic — or is it dactylic? —
In any event, the subject’s idyllic
The start of this verse that I hereby submit
Is Margaret Y. Butler — la Grande Dame de Lit
Margaret’s not only the head but the heart
Embracing the people of whom she’s a part
You enter her office, and then, as you leave
You feel the fullness of her joie de vivre
She guides you towards more, and she always uplifts —
Along with her consciousness, the best of her gifts
Of all the department heads, few are as dutiful
Fewer as radiant, no one as beautiful
Every few weeks she’s especially pretty:
Whenever she’s leaving for Iowa City!
Edward’s now seeking his own PhD —
When he returns, what a team they will be
Margaret and Edward will make an impression —
They’ll teach of the earth and its written expression
He’ll follow currents of water and air
She’ll follow currents of lit — what a pair!
Edward and Margaret — they both get their wishes
He cooks the dinners — she does the dishes
It doesn’t much matter the path that she’s takin’
She’s asking the question suggested by Lakein:*
“What’s the best use of my time?” she will ask —
“What is my top A-Priority task?”
Her time’s in demand, but she’ll always progress
She somehow can always make more out of less
Her memory’s perfect, except for those times
Forgetting her key, through the window she climbs
A sewer of threads and a sower of seeds
Governing time and fulfilling its needs
Is it because we’re well read or well versed
That Lit presentations are asked to be first?
Most likely it’s just that they go for the best:
The highest is always the first one addressed
Mallarmé, Valery, Shakespeare, and Swift —
She’s able to give even masters a lift
From Gawain to Gulliver, Walden to Frye
She’s just “as you like it,” bold and yet shy
From office to video, classroom to mats
Her bike and her Maha’s and also her hats
She’s always becoming, with such bonhomie
So superradiant, such sweet esprit
We’re honored to know her, so brilliant and pure
I’ll end these remarks with a simple “Bonjour”
— November 14, 1979
* Refers to Alan Lakein, expert in personal time management and author of How to Get Control of Your Time and Your Life, a popular book at the time.