BETH

Look once . . . look again . . . and then blink . . .
It makes anyone stop and think

The clothes she deposits
In drawers and in closets —

Every last garment is — pink!

She shows neither hurry nor hesitance
In serving both students and Presidents

By her heart we are warmed
By her soul we’re transformed —

How royal the air in this residence!

Beth has staged many a show
As we on this campus all know

But ask, if you wish,
What’s her favorite dish? —

She’ll tell you it’s pizza to go

Tea for two? Or just dinner for eighty?
No event is too small or too weighty

Our life and our breath,
This Kleinman named Beth,

Full of Light. . . full of Life. . . Divine Lady