AUDRI

Some may suspect the sobriety
Of studying all of society

Its range is so vast
It changes so fast

Its fickleness wins notoriety

This field may be as we’ve found it
But someone has come who can ground it

Here’s Audri Lanford
(PhD, Stanford)

To wrap her whole being around it

The field, so scattered as this,
She’s traced to its source in pure bliss

The parts, on this basis,
Fall in their places —

Her core course you won’t want to miss!

“People are funny,” it’s said:
An old principle rearing its head

When Audri is through
The point will be new:

“People are blissful” instead

They ought to do research on her
Instead of on things as they were

In Audri they’ll see
How people will be
Her charm and compassion
Will soon be the fashion
Reversal of age
Will soon be the rage
In our Self-referral
Take note of this pearl:

To Audri may we always refer