Toni Alazraki

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TONI ALAZRAKI

She’s Toni
She’s tender and soft, like fine macaroni
She warms up the air like a great minestrone
She’s cool, sweet, and nuts, like Italian spumoni
She’s young, wild, jumping, and free like a pony
She’s the comfortable ride when the road becomes stony
She’s fun to be with, not brittle or bony
She’s fabulously open and joyful, not groany
She’s amazing to watch when she’s working with Joanie
She’s music to our eyes — she’s a walking symphóny
She’s everyone’s friend and everyone’s crony
I hereby submit this rhymed testimony:
She’s Toni
She’s Toni
She’s Toni
She’s Toni

With mountains of love from Craig
and your huge family of friends and fans

November 20, 2013