KURT

We know a great Governor named Kurt
Zestfully restfully alert

Relaxed and resourceful
Fearless and forceful —

And his smile’s on the sleeve of his shirt

Please don’t inquire with Kurt
If you’re looking for someone inert

He’s active, not passive
With a mind that is massive —

Just be sure that you serve him dessert

With challenges others would skirt
Kurt is a virtual flirt

He meets them and greets them
And sweetly defeats them —

Capable, competent Kurt

Up bright and early at work
Solving problems wherever they lurk

He’s happy and smiley —
But watchful and wily

Our constant, continuous Kirk Kurt

He’s now quite an expert on dirt
And managing waste, I’d insert —

Whatever it takes
When peace is at stake —

Courageous and colorful Kurt

His operations are sometimes covert
Secret missions —not to subvert

But only to build
Until all are fulfilled —

Caring, compassionate Kurt

The Maharishi Effect? He’s expert
From him fifty studies will spurt

He’s one of those cats
Who’s bats for these stats —

Scientific American Kurt

World hunger, and hatred, and hurt —
Such dangers he will avert

The Maharishi Effect
Is his to project —

Our own superradiant Kurt

With Christy — intelligent, pert —
To peace the whole world they’ll convert

The earth will be bright
With God’s golden light

Fulfilled they’ll be, Christy and Kurt

Twice a day to his Self he’ll revert
Then gravity he will invert

From hopping to flying
Without even trying

He’s cool . . . he’s cosmic . . . he’s Kurt