Bill Graff

Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

BILL

He’s the clear upward line on the graph
He’s the wheat filtered out from the chaff

He’s sweet and he’s smart
Awake from your slumbers
We’ve crunched all the numbers
We’ve finished the audits —
Proffer your plaudits

He’s among us on Brahman’s behalf
We wish all the best to Bill Graff

May 3, 2002